Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Randomize
