The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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