Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
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I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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