How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
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How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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