Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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