? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
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he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
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Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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