Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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