If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
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I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
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