Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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