i can't believe i had my finger in that
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
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I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
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So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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