dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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