I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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