I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
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4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
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I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
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