let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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