I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
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The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Bring me that man meat
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
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