oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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