New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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