Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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