my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
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I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
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Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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