i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
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Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
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Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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