just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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