hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
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You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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