Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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