i need an iv and a liver transplant
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
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It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
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We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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