white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
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just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
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This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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