does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
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he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
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Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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