Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
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You. Win. At. Life.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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