i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
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I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
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Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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