i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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