let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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