Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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