people are starting to question the shark bite story
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
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All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
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LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
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