similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I will be naked everywhere
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Come share oat with me in your robe
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Randomize
