i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
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When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
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It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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