I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
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I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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