am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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