I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
My dick has a subreddit
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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