Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
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im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
As shirtless as possible
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
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If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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