You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
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Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
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You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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