Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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