My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
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when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
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I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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