im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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