There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
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Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
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I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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