ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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