I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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