erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
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How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
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I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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