Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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