didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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