I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
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Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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