Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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