Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
