There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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