using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
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Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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