I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
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Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
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Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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